ruckus!!

i heard the noise
next door
an' as it swelled in size
then i knewed for sure

it's gotta be a Ruckus
(i think you knows it too)
it's jes GOTTA be
a RUCKUS
if not, it gonna be one soon

yep!-now see!!
their house is bloating
prolly gonna damn explode
an there ain't no
goddamn way
Search an Rescue gonna can
get on down the road

tellya whut to do buddy
go grab a jug of whiskey
toss it thru their door
an hope they get
SO frisky
that they bash everbody
out
might just calm 'em down
if they too unconciouses
to make a shout

this here ain't
the firstest time
sure won't be their lastest
them ruckus-causing ruckus-ers
know how to start'em fastest
but thas ok
thas ollrite
gonna be the only ruckus o' this night!